Addendum to Addendum to "9 is Enough."
Eric may be getting better. He just asked me when Kahn's birthday is. Even though I don't know the answer to that burning question, I know now that there is hope for Eric's recovery.
editor on 03.25.05 @ 08:13 PM CST [link]
Addendum to "9 is Enough."
I, Eric's supervisor (known also as The Woman) came home from work to find Eric in a stupor. Indeed, nine is enough.
My attempts to revive him were rebuffed. I kissed him. He was unresponsive. Had he fallen into a persistent vegetative state? I sat on his belly. Perhaps, I thought, if I can get him to poop, he'll be a little more alive. But rolling about on his belly didn't produce the desired effect, either. He's not pooped yet. God knows if he ever will now.
He stares at me now and I question whether he is actually responding to me, or if he is merely reacting to light behind me. I think we all know the answer to that. You should see him now, a mere shadow of what he once was. I'm not even sure he could be classified as a vertebrate anymore. As he sucks on his lips and stares at the ceiling, I can only hope he will pull through. But I think we all know the truth of that, too.
So I entreat you: Do not try this experiment at home. Or, if you must, try it with your own homemade Peeps. Disgusting.
editor on 03.25.05 @ 08:03 PM CST [link]
9 Is Enough
Well folks, I had the day off today. not only that, but no supervision! I chose today to do some experimenting. My quest was to find out just how many Reeses(R) peanut butter cups one can eat before they become unsavory. I thought this mission would take the entire day as one cup was surely good and two was still good, and I have to admit that I have pushed the limits before and gotten to a total of 4 in a sitting with no ill effects.
I have completed my mission and I have found something interesting. When reaching the nineth cup, I was truly becoming full and yet the cup had tasted just as yummy as the first! My taste buds told me I could eat many more but the tummy was saying enough. So I declare that 9 is as many Reeses Peanut Butter Cups one can have at once.
Hershey's was nice enough to give a history of their peanut butter cup at the bottom of this page, enjoy!
Mmmmmm!
eric on 03.25.05 @ 07:12 PM CST [link]
Disgusting.
Who eats these things?
editor on 03.25.05 @ 12:19 PM CST [link]
Thomas Mesereau: Best Defense Attorney... Ever?
When you have enough money to own the Beatles' catalog, you can get the best defense money can by. For example, here's the first question of the day, asked by Michael Jackson's attorney Thomas Mesereau, yesterday at 9.32 am:
"Ms. Palanker, did you know that [the accuser and his mom] sued J.C. Penney stores, and that [the mom] said that J.C. Penney security guards pulled her breasts out of her blouse, and squeezed her nipples 20 to 25 times?"
Case closed!
editor on 03.25.05 @ 11:44 AM CST [link]
Plumpers, 44 Plus and Over 50
"And hello—we've got porn, people! There's nothing like a wall-sized beaver shot to wake up the courtroom." Plus other notes from the Michael Jackson case.
editor on 03.25.05 @ 11:31 AM CST [link]
Thursday, March 24th
Man Tells Truth in Blake Case
"District Attorney Steve Cooley said the jurors who acquitted actor Robert Blake of murder are 'incredibly stupid.' "
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,151383,00.html
editor on 03.24.05 @ 05:17 PM CST [link]
You Can Take the Man out of Japan
But you can't take the Japan out of the man.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4372563.stm
editor on 03.24.05 @ 02:59 PM CST [link]
Worst Album covers!
...And they mean it! Have a gander at these precious peices of art. Suddenly that ELO cover with the space station that looks curiously like Simon(R) seems cool.
eric on 03.24.05 @ 02:19 PM CST [link]
A Moment of Silence
It's a sad day, this March 24, 2005. First Molly Hatchet, and now this:
"Guitarist Rod Price, founding member of the blues boogie band Foghat, died Tuesday after falling down a stairway at his home, a family friend said. He was 57."
http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=186095
editor on 03.24.05 @ 12:32 PM CST [link]
Wednesday, March 23rd
Looking for a few good managers
Apparantly there are spy management opportunities open at the MI5... just check your local papers - if you live in the UK
'James Bond "wannabees" need not apply, however.'
Reminds me of Wolstencroft's book
eric on 03.23.05 @ 04:15 PM CST [link]
You look familiar...
a.k.a is a site which lists pseudonyms of famous authors. They have over 11,000 authors and their 'other' names listed. I don't know if they have ALL but geez, they have to be close. They also have a list of the top 10 authors in terms of pen names. Check them out because maybe you haven't read everything by your favorite author!
Link
eric on 03.23.05 @ 01:21 PM CST [link]
Why the Korean language is cool!
Here's an interesting page talking about how the Korean language works. Apparantly linguists find Hangul perhaps the easiest language in the world to learn! It is all phonetic and amazingly quick to pick up differing from Chinese written languages, which are derived from pictograms. Korea has virtually no illiteracy due to the ease of the language to learn and use.
Link
eric on 03.23.05 @ 12:32 PM CST [link]