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03/26/2005: "I Hate the Effing Badgers"


I really hate the Wisconsin Badgers. I can't think of a team less deserving of NCAA tourney play than the stinking rotten Wisconsin Badgers.

What's more, the Badgers as always have benefitted from luck and a singularly stupid schedule. Against whom did they play for their Elite Eight berth? A 14th seed. And how did they get a 6th seed in the first place? Was it because when they played Illinois, they didn't completely 100-percent choke? They still lost. Or maybe it was their near-perfect 11-5 record. I don't know. I hate the Badgers.

Thankfully, they will be blown away soon by #1 seed north Carolina, a team I'd never bet against. That's because they are powered to victory by fabulous Carolina Blue Soda!