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03/25/2005: "Thomas Mesereau: Best Defense Attorney... Ever?"

When you have enough money to own the Beatles' catalog, you can get the best defense money can by. For example, here's the first question of the day, asked by Michael Jackson's attorney Thomas Mesereau, yesterday at 9.32 am:

"Ms. Palanker, did you know that [the accuser and his mom] sued J.C. Penney stores, and that [the mom] said that J.C. Penney security guards pulled her breasts out of her blouse, and squeezed her nipples 20 to 25 times?"

Case closed!